Top Ten 2012 Predictions

Posted: December 20, 2011 in Uncategorized

10. Famous Person Dies. Everyone’s Sad.

9. Newt Gingrich Loses Republican Primary. Finds Job Cleaning Bathrooms In Schools.

8. Apple Sales Plummet. Steve Jobs Returns From The Dead to Take Over As CEO.

7. New Twitter And Facebook Updates. Everyone Likes The Old Ones Better

6. Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga Merge To Form Twitter Powerhouse.

5. Internet Becomes Sentient And Is Immediately Addicted To Porn.

4. After CERN Forced To Admit Defeat Higgs Boson Found By Homeless Man In Dumpster.

3. Internet Profanity Outlawed. Fuck

2. Rick Perry Wins Presidency. God Help Us

1. On December 21 God Mercifully Destroys Earth To Spare Humanity From Perry Presidency.

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