A Letter From Paul To The Venusians

Posted: December 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

Trust in your God for he is good. He maketh a world of bountiful resources for you and the many, many children you shall bear. Listen not to the Pagan scientists who would lie to you of such foolish things as global warming. God would never let his children be harmed. Build homes for your shelter from the vast forests which He hath given you and will always replenish. Take comfort in knowing that oil that heats your homes and fuels your industries comes from Him, and not the dinosaurs as the Pagans would have you believe. Know that your comfort and wealth will always be there for you as long as you trust and worship Him. Go forth then, and make the world your own, as God has planned for you.


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