Nooooooooooooo

Posted: February 25, 2012 in Uncategorized

I forgot to turn off my alarm, it woke me at 5AM. I didn’t yell at it. I didn’t swear at. I didn’t even push the fucking snooze button. I don’t have to work today. I don’t have to work this week. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? Old people get up at 5AM wide awake. I’m not old, am I? Surely it’s just some form of chemical imbalance that can easily be solved with a heavy dose of narcotics. Maybe a trip to a quality psychotherapist will cure me. All I know is that I can’t live this way and still be a functioning member of society. HELP!!!

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