Unday (the day formerly known as February 29th)

Posted: February 29, 2012 in Uncategorized

Why do we have a February 29th? It’s kind of a stupid day. Every four years we throw in an extra day so the calendar doesn’t get all fucked up with the seasons. There’s a reason February only has 28 days, nobody likes it. The last thing we need is another day in a month nobody can pronounce properly anyway. I propose we come up with a new day, or more precisely a unday. Because it’s a unday, there will of course be no work, no school and no record of its existence. We can do whatever we like and give up all our inhibitions. On the next day, we will pretend it never happened, and no one will ever speak of it again. Kind of like a Vegas holiday, what happens on the unday stays in the unday. Sure we need to agree in advance that we won’t hurt anyone else, but other than that, rules be damned. Who’s with me?

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Comments
  1. barnabyd says:

    Definitely sounds like a plan. How about they cancel February altogether and add 2.5 undays to all the other months