Posted: April 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

I bought an exercise mat today. I think it might be defective. It just seems to lie there doing nothing. I rolled it out flat on the floor like it showed on its label, but it came with no instructions, or special incantations to make it work. I’ve just been sitting here all afternoon watching, waiting for some signs of life, but so far nothing. I can’t believe I wasted all that energy to drive to the store to buy it. I have a terrible feeling that this is just another of those exercise gimmicks you see advertised on TV all the time. Damn, if it doesn’t do something soon, I’ll never get in shape.



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