Socks and Inter-dimensional Travel

Posted: May 1, 2012 in Uncategorized

Although I have yet to determine the exact process by which it occurs, the link between laundry and inter-dimensional travel is indisputable. How else can one explain the disappearance of individual socks within the laundry cycle, and their subsequent reappearance later cycles? My hypothesis is that somewhere between the high-speed spin cycle of the washer, and lazy low-speed tumbling of the drier, a vortex is created, opening up a portal into alternate dimensions. Why the same socks return and not some other piece of cosmic clothing, is as of yet indeterminate. I am hoping to one day find alien underwear in my laundry to help substantiate my theory.


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