It’s Mine Dammit

Posted: June 14, 2012 in Uncategorized

I spent over an hour mowing the lawn this morning. I know it sounds grossly unfair that I should have such a rich and exciting life, but please don’t hate me for it. More than half of the lawn I cut isn’t even really my property, but I suspect that if I didn’t do it, no one else would either. Maybe I should send a bill to the city for cutting all these years, and tell them I’ll take the property in payment. It’s an absolutely beautiful day here, so mowing the lawn didn’t really even feel like a chore. Still lots of day to enjoy.

Your Fool

My(ish) Property


  1. barnabyd says:

    Wish I was sleeping on that grass right now