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Is it too late to stop?

Posted: February 20, 2014 in Uncategorized

For anyone who doubted me when I said that I was gutting my bathroom, here is the proof. Is it too late to change my mind?





Why did I start?

Posted: February 19, 2014 in Uncategorized

Well, here goes. I didn’t put a full day in because my whiny boyfriend cried that he need to sleep for as while after working all night and then spending an hour and a half on the train. What a wuss. Tomorrow I should get a little more accomplished, I’m fully expecting the company I ordered the fixtures from to screw me over, because that’s what they do, so I’m probably in no rush. Any way, here’s a few pics of day one of demolition, if you can get past the dust, it’s actually kind of fun.




Where do I start?

Posted: February 18, 2014 in Uncategorized

I know that I promised that I would start to write a little more, but each time I’ve try I end up slipping again. I’d like to say I’ve been too busy except that wouldn’t really be true. I’d like to say that I’m going to put more effort into my blog now, but that would be a lie too. It’s not that I have any real aversion to lying, it can be quite useful at times, it’s just that people tend to get pissed when they find out the truth. The truth is that I’m going to find less time and effort to put into my blog because I’m going to finally start my very long overdue bathroom renovations. I’ve had a few false starts before so this time I’ve guaranteed my success by going out and buying thousands of dollars worth of bathroom stuffings. I’m a rank amateur at best, so it should be a very interesting month or so. I’ve decided that in order to increase my blogging at the same time as increasing my workload, that I’ll take you along on the journey if you’re interested. I’m starting today with a few pics of what I’m working with. Please don’t judge me, none of this is my own handiwork. Feel free to judge my sanity for choosing to live this way for the last decade or so.

The beginning



Who? What?…I’m awake.

Posted: January 30, 2014 in Uncategorized

I lay beside him gently caressing his brow guiding my fingers though his golden locks. His eyes glittered as I stared into them as if tiny pixies danced on their surface. I softly whispered his name and was rewarded those three words we all long to hear, “woof…woof, woof” ….

Oh fuck, sorry, wrong blog again.

Where was I? Oh yeah, as I was saying yesterday I’m going to start posting more often again. Wait a second, wtf, there’s snow on the ground. How long have I been gone? What year is this? Last I remember I was eating an apple that some nice old lady gave me. Maybe I should have been more leery of a 100 year old door to door apple saleslady, but she seemed nice enough once you got past the stench.  Wow I feel like I’ve slept for six months. Boy is this beard itching, maybe I can get a spot on that show about the duck people, is it still on? I’ll have to check with my Prince Charming to see if he’s willing to relocate. I just know Phil’s going to love him, they’re good people.

Anything happen that I should know about? Is Donald Trump still president?

Oops, sorry, Obama…wrong dimension. 

Well I guess that’s all for now, time for a nap. 

Your Fool

Damn I hate waking up with an erection.



Frohe Weihnachten von Kanada

Posted: December 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

Merry Christmas everyone.


How do you do this again?

Posted: July 31, 2013 in Uncategorized

My biggest regret over the last year has been failing to keep up this blog. I have a million excuses for not doing so, but none that really hold up to even tiny amounts of scrutiny. I would say that I’ve been too busy, but the reality is the I’ve really only switched my priorities to other things, many of which are far less important. I own an iPhone. You’d think that after all the years I made fun of people who owned them, that I’d be far too ashamed of doing the very thing I so chastised  them for doing. Apparently I have no shame. Who knew? Can you say hypocrite? Or is it hippocrate? I’ll have to ask my doctor friend, he’s very smart, or so he says anyway.

Speaking of my doctor friend, he’s still around. He just turned 24 this month, so he has about another year to go before I trade him in for a younger model. Not one who looks younger, that would just be wrong. Imagine a Filipino Doogie Howser . He’s not really a doctor, sadly he’s mostly given up on that dream when he immigrated to Canada. We’ll be goddammed in this country if we’re gonna fix our doctor shortage by allowing some gaddammed forner to continue their edgakashon here.  I guess he’ll have to be content to be one of them imgrunts who steals all our good jobs. Hey WTF, he can have mine.

Speaking of work, I’m on my favourite part right now, vacation. For two glorious weeks I get to pretend that I’m unemployed. I have to this point ( the third day) done very little. I’m ok with that, so hopefully i can fill my time with wonderful stuff like writing this blog and more importantly reading all of yours. Hey it turns out that this writing thing is just like riding a bike, I was never much good at that either. In any case i’ll sign off now while i’m ahead, I wouldn’t want to rush my writing rehab. For now take care and hopefully I’ll be back again real soon

Your Prodigal Fool

I’m here

Posted: June 21, 2013 in Uncategorized

Just so you don’t completely forget who I am, here’s a couple of photos.





An unobstructed view of my beautiful new car (without the ugly old guy blocking the view)