Who? What?…I’m awake.

Posted: January 30, 2014 in Uncategorized

I lay beside him gently caressing his brow guiding my fingers though his golden locks. His eyes glittered as I stared into them as if tiny pixies danced on their surface. I softly whispered his name and was rewarded those three words we all long to hear, “woof…woof, woof” ….

Oh fuck, sorry, wrong blog again.

Where was I? Oh yeah, as I was saying yesterday I’m going to start posting more often again. Wait a second, wtf, there’s snow on the ground. How long have I been gone? What year is this? Last I remember I was eating an apple that some nice old lady gave me. Maybe I should have been more leery of a 100 year old door to door apple saleslady, but she seemed nice enough once you got past the stench.  Wow I feel like I’ve slept for six months. Boy is this beard itching, maybe I can get a spot on that show about the duck people, is it still on? I’ll have to check with my Prince Charming to see if he’s willing to relocate. I just know Phil’s going to love him, they’re good people.

Anything happen that I should know about? Is Donald Trump still president?

Oops, sorry, Obama…wrong dimension. 

Well I guess that’s all for now, time for a nap. 

Your Fool

Damn I hate waking up with an erection.

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Frohe Weihnachten von Kanada

Posted: December 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

Merry Christmas everyone.

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How do you do this again?

Posted: July 31, 2013 in Uncategorized

My biggest regret over the last year has been failing to keep up this blog. I have a million excuses for not doing so, but none that really hold up to even tiny amounts of scrutiny. I would say that I’ve been too busy, but the reality is the I’ve really only switched my priorities to other things, many of which are far less important. I own an iPhone. You’d think that after all the years I made fun of people who owned them, that I’d be far too ashamed of doing the very thing I so chastised  them for doing. Apparently I have no shame. Who knew? Can you say hypocrite? Or is it hippocrate? I’ll have to ask my doctor friend, he’s very smart, or so he says anyway.

Speaking of my doctor friend, he’s still around. He just turned 24 this month, so he has about another year to go before I trade him in for a younger model. Not one who looks younger, that would just be wrong. Imagine a Filipino Doogie Howser . He’s not really a doctor, sadly he’s mostly given up on that dream when he immigrated to Canada. We’ll be goddammed in this country if we’re gonna fix our doctor shortage by allowing some gaddammed forner to continue their edgakashon here.  I guess he’ll have to be content to be one of them imgrunts who steals all our good jobs. Hey WTF, he can have mine.

Speaking of work, I’m on my favourite part right now, vacation. For two glorious weeks I get to pretend that I’m unemployed. I have to this point ( the third day) done very little. I’m ok with that, so hopefully i can fill my time with wonderful stuff like writing this blog and more importantly reading all of yours. Hey it turns out that this writing thing is just like riding a bike, I was never much good at that either. In any case i’ll sign off now while i’m ahead, I wouldn’t want to rush my writing rehab. For now take care and hopefully I’ll be back again real soon

Your Prodigal Fool

I’m here

Posted: June 21, 2013 in Uncategorized

Just so you don’t completely forget who I am, here’s a couple of photos.

 

Me

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An unobstructed view of my beautiful new car (without the ugly old guy blocking the view)

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Why Evolution Is True

Okay, some physics maven please explain this to me, and also why a few of the patterns formed by the sand are asymmetrical.  (I haven’t looked up the Chladni plate experiment.)

From io9, where the notes say this:

Stop what you’re doing and watch this. It’s a video of sand. Sand skittering around on a vibrating plate, to be exact. But what happens when that sand skitters is amazing. Trust us – this is something you want to see.

What you’re watching is the Chladni plate experiment, as performed by YouTube science-and-illusion wizard Brusspup (he can also coax water into a zig-zagging stream, and make Rubik’s Cubes that aren’t Rubik’s Cubes).

Oh, and as a special treat—because you’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggonit, people like you—here’s the Rubik’s cube illusion and other anamorphic illusions mentioned above. Be sure to watch for the felid at…

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İnsanlık Hali

To my friends who live outside of Turkey:

I am writing to let you know what is going on in Istanbul for the last five days. I personally have to write this because at the time of my writing most of the media sources are shut down by the government and the word of mouth and the internet are the only ways left for us to explain ourselves and call for help and support.

Last week of May 2013 a group of people most of whom did not belong to any specific organization or ideology got together in Istanbul’s Gezi Park. Among them there were many of my friends and yoga students. Their reason was simple: To prevent and protest the upcoming demolishing of the park for the sake of building yet another shopping mall at very center of the city. There are numerous shopping malls in Istanbul, at least…

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Weird Month

Posted: May 8, 2013 in Uncategorized

It’s well over a month now since my mum passed away, almost two actually. It has been a really weird, detached feeling over this time. I’ve felt as if it happened a long time ago, and in a funny sort of way to someone else. I’ve tried to keep busy over this period, to keep my mind occupied I guess. I’ve been going on long walks, going to the gym almost religiously, and spending the rest of my time doing the everyday things that need to get done.

It seemed like a good sort of thing until the last couple of days. Because of the late spring up north the burial had to be postponed until after the ground had thawed enough and it will come this Friday morning. I’ll be driving up with one of my sisters, who will be taking the train here from Ottawa tonight. I think that this has forced me to stop avoiding thinking about my mum. I love my mum, and I miss her. I’ve been avoiding grieving and avoiding everyone in the process. 

I know that I’ve been a bit of a prick lately to you folks as well. I truthfully haven’t read anyone else’s blogs in quite a while and i’m really sorry about that. I’ve been avoiding both family and friends and that’s not very cool. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me on this, I’ll do my best to rectify it and try to write a little more myself. I really do miss reading your blogs.

Your Fool